What's in the Box?

1.  Red socks found behind the dryer.

2.  All of the Papal jewelry and vestments that will no longer be needed.

3.  The March delivery from the Communion Wine of the Month Club.

4.  The Vatileaks Report (you keep it, no you keep it).

5.  The German cookbooks from the Vatican kitchen.

6.  Benedict’s beer stein collection.

7.  The complete Downton Abbey DVD set (Anglican Ordinariate edition).

8.  A jigsaw puzzle of the Sistine Chapel ceiling (actual size).

9.   A lifetime supply of Communion wafers.

10.  The President of Argentina.